They’ve set up tents on the soccer field. A second white woman with dyed blonde hair and a face that’s melting who’s also showing slight indications of sunstroke, like me, these narrowed eyes and the discontented look, is now approaching, tottering across the lawn. An umbrella is being held up above her, and she’s wearing a two-piece woman’s suit. It’s the Polish ambassador. And since I’m starting to suspect that I won’t survive otherwise, I sit with her in the VIP tent. It’s the VIP tent on the sports field in a suburb of Nairobi that had been flattened on the field with the help of an NGO, and to celebrate this day the structure of the outhouse is being presented, which stands a bit off to the side. Access to water and sanitation.